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Least Shocking News of the Day: Amy Fisher to Star in Quartet of Adult Movies

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:08:43 +0000

In news almost as shocking as The Bachelorette scripting and filming multiple endings, Amy Fisher has announced the official start to her porn career.

She’ll produce and star in four movies for Dreamzone Entertainment (which lists their new employee as possessing “incredible D-cup size breasts”), beginning with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

Says the woman who rose to fame in 1992 for sleeping with Joey Buttafuoco and then shooting his wife in the face, a crime for which Fisher spent seven years in prison:

“Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.”

Fisher is taking a jab at her ex-husband with that last comment, as he released a sex tape in 2007 that she claimed to play no role in releasing.

Fast forward three years, though, and Amy has taken a classic saying and turned it around a bit: if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em… while naked and open for business.

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Least Shocking News of the Day: Amy Fisher to Star in Quartet of Adult Movies

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:08:43 +0000

In news almost as shocking as The Bachelorette scripting and filming multiple endings, Amy Fisher has announced the official start to her porn career.

Says the woman who rose to fame in 1992 for sleeping with Joey Buttafuoco and then shooting his wife in the face, a crime for which Fisher spent seven years in prison:

Fisher is taking a jab at her ex-husband with that last comment, as he released a sex tape in 2007 that she claimed to play no role in releasing.

Fast forward three years, though, and Amy has taken a classic saying and turned it around a bit: if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em… while naked and open for business.

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Witnesses Saw Mel Gibson Hit Oksana Grigorieva

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:08:42 +0000

Did Mel Gibson attack Oksana Grigorieva physically?

The actor and his attorneys have not said a word about the infamous tapes, which makes sense. It’s pretty clearly him on the phone, and there’s no explaining away remarks such as “You should just say you’re sorry and BLOW ME!!!!!!”

But he’s adamantly denied any violence, and his fans have accused Oksana of being a gold-digging liar. Might there be witnesses who saw it, however?

According to TMZ, sources connected to Oksana Grigorieva say “third party witnesses” will tell L.A. County Sheriff’s investigators they saw Mel Gibson punch her in the face January 6 during a heated altercation at her home.

This is the same alleged fight that they appear to reference in some of the tapes, and that she Oksana emailed her attorney about just hours after.

The Mel Gibson tapes are all from February 18.

Is Mel Gibson’s benefit of the doubt evaporating?

Witnesses have not yet spoken to Sheriff’s investigators probing the domestic abuse allegations against Mel, but they will supposedly come forward soon.

Sources say at least one witness is someone who works with Oksana on her music, which Mel claims is pretty average in one of his voicemail rants.

At least one of the third party witnesses reportedly saw the star pull a gun on Oksana during the same altercation, after he allegedly punched her.

We’re told Oksana’s 12-year old son Alexander, who Mel is also accused of assaulting, has already spoken with Sheriff’s investigators in the case.

Sources say during the mediation in May, Oksana said Alexander, whose father is Timothy Dalton, was hiding under the bed during the argument.

Concurrently, Grigorieva is being investigated for extortion of Gibson, and both are battling for custody of their eight-month-old daughter Lucia.

Whose side are you on in this increasingly bizarre saga?

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Witnesses Saw Mel Gibson Hit Oksana Grigorieva

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:08:41 +0000

Did Mel Gibson attack Oksana Grigorieva physically?

But he’s adamantly denied any violence, and his fans have accused Oksana of being a gold-digging liar. Might there be witnesses who saw it, however?

This is the same alleged fight that they appear to reference in some of the tapes, and that she Oksana emailed her attorney about just hours after.

The Mel Gibson tapes are all from February 18.

Is Mel Gibson’s benefit of the doubt evaporating?

Witnesses have not yet spoken to Sheriff’s investigators probing the domestic abuse allegations against Mel, but they will supposedly come forward soon.

Sources say at least one witness is someone who works with Oksana on her music, which Mel claims is pretty average in one of his voicemail rants.

At least one of the third party witnesses reportedly saw the star pull a gun on Oksana during the same altercation, after he allegedly punched her.

We’re told Oksana’s 12-year old son Alexander, who Mel is also accused of assaulting, has already spoken with Sheriff’s investigators in the case.

Sources say during the mediation in May, Oksana said Alexander, whose father is Timothy Dalton, was hiding under the bed during the argument.

Concurrently, Grigorieva is being investigated for extortion of Gibson, and both are battling for custody of their eight-month-old daughter Lucia.

Whose side are you on in this increasingly bizarre saga?

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The Bachelorette: Alternate Endings Filmed?

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:08:40 +0000

With just a few days remaining until The Bachelorette season finale, speculation is still running rampant about what its star, Ali Fedotowsky, decides.

Does she choose Roberto Martinez or Chris Lambton? Does she reject both remaining suitors in what would amount to a huge emotional letdown?

Whatever the case, the show has done well keeping it under wraps. All Bachelorette spoilers we know are the same ones we’ve known for weeks.

Perhaps this is a testament to the greatness of Reality Steve, god among spoiler fiends for several seasons and perennial thorn in Mike Fleiss’ side.

While he stands by what he says happens (follow the link above to read about it), he admits he has been stymied somewhat regarding the finale.

There’s even a theory circulating that producers went so far as to film two different episodes of the After The Final Rose special as a smokescreen.

Are Ali Fedotowsky and The Bachelorette plotting a real surprise?

Ratings for the show have not exactly suffered as a result of spoilers leaking, but just the same, ABC would likely nix this occurrence if possible.

Would they really go to such lengths, though?

The lack of a single shot of the final rose ceremony in any preview to date is also strange. Could it be there is no ceremony or final rose doled out?

This theory is supported by Ali’s vague comments about her tough decision, being content with what she did, etc. But it could be part of the act.

Is it possible that, just maybe, producers and Ali Fedotowsky pushed the decision back until the After The Final Rose special, which is being secretly taped this week, and no one knows the outcome because it hasn’t been decided yet?

That’s just our hypothesis, but longtime host and pimp Chris Harrison said that something happens on the finale “unlike anything we’ve seen before.”

We’ve seen people pick no one and go home. This would be unprecedented.

In any case, who do you think Ali should choose?

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The Bachelorette: Alternate Endings Filmed?

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:08:39 +0000